41 Things You Will NEVER Hear a Man from the South Say Out Loud: 41. What is Texas HoldEm? 40. Oh I just couldn’t, she’s only sixteen. 39. I’ll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won’t fix that. 37. What’s Nascar??? 36. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken. 35. We [...]
Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman [...]
A SOUTHERN BLESSING Note: If you are not a resident of the South or never have lived in the hot, humid South, you may not understand the weight of this blessing! Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry. Please keep it cool in mid-July. Bless the walls where termites dine, While ants and roaches march [...]
