Twas the month before Christmas* *When all through our land,* *Not a Christian was praying* *Nor taking a stand.* *See the PC Police had taken away,* *The reason for Christmas – no one could say.* *The children were told by their schools not to sing,* *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.* *It [...]

Thanksgiving Divorce A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego two days before Thanksgiving and says, ‘I hate to ruin your day, but I have to te ll you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough. ‘Pop, what are you talking about?’ the son screams. We can’t [...]

It’s a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.” Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita. Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the perfect time,” Pedro begged. “But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.” replied [...]