On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.   For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking.   How about only [...]

SOMETIMES KIDS ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO MAKE SENSE!!! A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, “There were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens.”  “How did you know?” his mother asked.  “Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,” he replied.  [...]

First-year students at Texas A&M’s Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, ‘In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: [...]