One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colours. At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers. “I can fix that with some Aspirin…just take some and I’ll be better in a second.” So, he reaches [...]
1 “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” 2 “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.” 3 “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!” 4 “Amen” 5 “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about [...]
Resume Bloopers These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require prescription drugs. “I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don’t let them know of my immediate availability.” “Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I’m a [...]
