A Collection of Forwarded Emails
 

Fw: Obituary

My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed by until today I read his obituary. Please join me in a [...]

Fw: Protection

TWENTY-ONE THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON’T TELL YOU: I was particularly interested in the part about the wasp spray… 1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your [...]

Fw: Not Funny!

This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the Word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about Whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, But one advertising agency did a good job of Putting that figure into some [...]

 

Fw: How Smart is Your Right Foot

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? You have to try this. It only takes 2 seconds. I could not believe  this!!! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon………… This will boggle your mind and it will keep you trying over and over again 1.  Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY!!) and while [...]

 

Fw: weired

WEIRD !!!!! The sentence “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. “I am.” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. [...]

 

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