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		<title>Fw:  Merry Christmas!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Twas the month before Christmas* 







*When all          through our land,*

*Not a          Christian was praying* 

*Nor          taking a stand.* 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;"> Twas the month before Christmas*</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial TUR'; color: black; font-size: 24pt;"> </span></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*When all          through our land,*</span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*Not a          Christian was praying*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*Nor          taking a stand.*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*See the          PC Police had taken away,*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*The          reason for Christmas - no one could say.*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*The          children were told by their schools not to          sing,*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*About          Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and          things.*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*It might          hurt people&#8217;s feelings, the teachers would          say*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">* December          25th is just a &#8216; Holiday &#8216;.*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*Yet the          shoppers were ready with cash, checks and          credit*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*Pushing          folks down to the floor just to get it!*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*CDs from          Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*Something          was changing, something quite odd! *</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*Retailers          promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*In hopes          to sell books by Franken &amp; Fonda.*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*As          Targets were hanging their trees upside          down*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">* At          Lowe&#8217;s the word Christmas - was no where to be          found.*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*At K-Mart          and Staples and Penny&#8217;s and Sears*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*You won&#8217;t          hear the word Christmas; it won&#8217;t touch your          ears.*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*Inclusive,          sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*Are words          that were used to intimidate me.*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*Now          Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf          Blitzen*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*On Boxer,          on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*At the          top of the Senate, there arose such a          clatter*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*To          eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*And we          spoke not a word, as they took away our          faith*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*          Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*The true          Gift of Christmas was exchanged and          discarded*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*The          reason for the season, stopped before it          started.*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*So as you          celebrate &#8216;Winter Break&#8217; under your &#8216;Dream          Tree&#8217;*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*Sipping          your Starbucks, listen to me.*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*Choose          your words carefully, choose what you say*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">*Shout          MERRY CHRISTMAS ,</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">not Happy          Holiday !*</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">Please,          all Christians join together and</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">wish          everyone you meet during the</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">holidays          a</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: red; font-size: 13.5pt;">MERRY          CHRISTMAS</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: red; font-size: 13.5pt;">Christ is The Reason for the Christ-mas Season!</span></strong></p>
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		<title>FW:  Spiritually Speaking - God Created the Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the first day, God created the dog and said, &#8220;Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.   For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.&#8221;
The dog said, &#8220;That&#8217;s a long time to be barking.   How about only ten [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the first day, God created the dog and said, &#8220;Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.   For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.&#8221;</p>
<p>The dog said, &#8220;That&#8217;s a long time to be barking.   How about only ten years and I&#8217;ll give you back the other ten?&#8221;</p>
<p>So God agreed&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>On the second day, God created the monkey and said, &#8220;Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.   For this, I&#8217;ll give you a twenty-year life span.&#8221;</p>
<p>The monkey said, &#8220;Monkey tricks for twenty years, that&#8217;s a pretty long time to perform.   How about I give you back ten like the dog did?&#8221;</p>
<p>And God agreed&#8230;..</p>
<p>On the third day, God created the cow and said, &#8220;You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer&#8217;s family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.&#8221;</p>
<p>The cow said, &#8220;That&#8217;s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years..  How about twenty and I&#8217;ll give back the other forty?&#8221;</p>
<p>And God agreed again&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>On the fourth day, God created humans and said, &#8220;Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.  For this, I&#8217;ll give you twenty years.&#8221;</p>
<p>But the human said, &#8220;Only twenty years?  Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Okay&#8221;,  said God.   &#8220;You asked for it.&#8221;</p>
<p>So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.  For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.  For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.  And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.</p>
<p>Life has now been explained to you.</p>
<p>There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.   I&#8217;m doing it as a public service.</p>
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		<title>fw:  AT THE JOB INTERVIEW</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:09:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colours.  At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers.
&#8220;I can fix that with some Aspirin&#8230;just take some and I&#8217;ll be better in a second.&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colours.  At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers.</p>
<p>&#8220;I can fix that with some Aspirin&#8230;just take some and I&#8217;ll be better in a second.&#8221;</p>
<p>So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out until he finds the Aspirin. He takes it and his blinking goes away.</p>
<p>The CEO says &#8220;We don&#8217;t approve of womanizing!&#8221;</p>
<p>The guy says &#8220;Oh! No! Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin while you&#8217;re winking?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>FW: GOOD INFO ON ASPIRIN</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1.  If you take an aspirin or a baby aspirin once a day, take it at
night.  the reason:  aspirin has a 24-hour &#8220;half-life&#8221;.  therefore, if most
heart attacks happen in the wee hours of the morning, the aspirin would be
strongest in your system.
2. FYI, aspirin lasts a really long time in your medicine chest.  years.
(when [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>1. </strong> If you take an aspirin or a baby aspirin once a day, take it at<br />
night.  the reason:  aspirin has a 24-hour &#8220;half-life&#8221;.  therefore, if most<br />
heart attacks happen in the wee hours of the morning, the aspirin would be<br />
strongest in your system.</p>
<p><strong>2.</strong> FYI, aspirin lasts a really long time in your medicine chest.  years.<br />
(when it gets old, it smells like vinegar.)</p>
<p>Please read on.</p>
<p>Good info and wanted to share!</p>
<p><strong>WHY ASPIRIN BY YOUR BED save lives &#8230;</strong></p>
<p>It is important to always have ASPIRIN in the home!!!</p>
<p>Why have Aspirin by your bedside ?</p>
<p>ABOUT HEART ATTACKS</p>
<p>There are other symptoms of a heart attack besides the pain on the left<br />
arm.</p>
<p>One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and<br />
lots of sweating, however these symptoms may also occur less frequently.</p>
<p>NOTE : There may be no pain in the chest during a heart attack.</p>
<p>The majority of people (about 60%) who had an heart attack during their<br />
sleep, did not wake up. However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you<br />
up from your deep sleep.</p>
<p>If that happens,  IMMEDIATELY DISSOLVE TWO ASPIRINS IN YOUR MOUTH and<br />
swallow them with a bit of water.</p>
<p>Afterwards, phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by and<br />
state &#8220;HEART ATTACK!!!&#8221; and that you have taken 2 ASPIRINS</p>
<p>Take a seat on a chair or sofa and wait for their arrival and &#8230;</p>
<p>DO NOT LIE DOWN !!!</p>
<p>A Cardiologist has stated that, if each person, after receiving this e-mail,<br />
sends it to 10 people, probably a life can be saved!</p>
<p>I have already shared the information!!! What about you? Forward this message<br />
IT MAY SAVE LIVES !!! !!!</p>
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		<title>fw: Top Ten Excuses for Falling Asleep at Your Desk</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 &#8220;They told me at the blood bank this might happen.&#8221;

2 &#8220;I wasn&#8217;t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.&#8221;

3 &#8220;I wasn&#8217;t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!&#8221;

4 &#8220;Amen&#8221;

5 &#8220;This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: verdana; border-collapse: collapse;"><span style="font-size: medium;">1 &#8220;They told me at the blood bank this might happen.&#8221;</span></span></p>
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2 &#8220;I wasn&#8217;t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.&#8221;</span></span></p>
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3 &#8220;I wasn&#8217;t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!&#8221;</span></span></p>
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4 &#8220;Amen&#8221;</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana; border-collapse: collapse;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
5 &#8220;This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.&#8221;</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana; border-collapse: collapse;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
6 &#8220;Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper&#8221;</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana; border-collapse: collapse;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
7 &#8220;I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.&#8221;</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana; border-collapse: collapse;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
8 &#8220;This is one of the  seven habits of highly effective people!&#8221;</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana; border-collapse: collapse;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
9 &#8220;Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won&#8217;t wear off!&#8221;</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana; border-collapse: collapse;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
10 &#8220;Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.&#8221; </span></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
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		<title>Fw: Geography of the Human Body</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Geography of the human body  
Between 20 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: Verdana; color: #000080; font-size: large;">Geography of the human body</span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana; color: #000080; font-size: large;"> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana; color: #000080; font-size: large;">Between 20 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!</p>
<p>Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.</p>
<p>Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.</p>
<p>Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.</p>
<p>Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.</p>
<p>Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn&#8217;t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.</p>
<p>Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.</p>
<p>After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages&#8230;only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.</p>
<p></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; color: #000080; font-size: x-small;"> <strong>Now For The Men&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.</strong></span><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana; color: #000080; font-size: x-small;"><br />
Scroll Down&#8230;..</span></strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; color: #000080; font-size: large;"><strong><br />
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* *</p>
<p>* *</p>
<p>* *</p>
<p>*THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN*</p>
<p>Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts</span></p>
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		<title>Fw:  The Letter</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This aired  Wednesday &#38; is an open letter from a 53 year old grandmother,  concerning the out-of-control government that we have.  It&#8217;s a little long, but well worth  reading.


From:
http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/26742/
I&#8217;m a home grown American citizen, 53, registered Democrat all my life. Before the last presidential election I registered as a Republican because I no [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><strong><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS; color: #800000; font-size: x-small;">This aired  Wednesday &amp; is an open letter from a 53 year old grandmother,  concerning the out-of-control government that we have.  It&#8217;s a little long, but well worth  reading.</span></strong></div>
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<div><strong><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS; color: #800000; font-size: x-small;">From:</span></strong></div>
<div><a href="http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/26742/" target="_blank">http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/26742/</a></div>
<div>I&#8217;m a home grown American citizen, 53, registered Democrat all my life. Before the last presidential election I registered as a Republican because I no longer felt the Democratic Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me. Now I no longer feel the Republican Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me. The fact is I no longer feel any political party or representative in Washington represents my views or works to pursue the issues important to me. There must be someone. Please tell me who you are. Please stand up and tell me that you are there and that you&#8217;re willing to fight for our Constitution as it was written. Please stand up now. You might ask yourself what my views and issues are that I would horribly feel so disenfranchised by both major political parties. What kind of nut job am I? Will you please tell me?</p>
<p>Well, these are briefly my views and issues for which I seek representation:</p>
<p>One, illegal immigration. I want you to stop coddling illegal immigrants and secure our borders. Close the underground tunnels. Stop the violence and the trafficking in drugs and people. No amnesty, not again. Been there, done that, no resolution. P.S., I&#8217;m not a racist. This isn&#8217;t to be confused with legal immigration.</p>
<p>Two, the TARP bill, I want it repealed and I want no further funding supplied to it. We told you no, but you did it anyway. I want the remaining unfunded 95% repealed. Freeze, repeal.</p>
<p>Three: Czars, I want the circumvention of our checks and balances stopped immediately. Fire the czars. No more czars. Government officials answer to the process, not to the president. Stop trampling on our Constitution and honor it.</p>
<p>Four, cap and trade. The debate on global warming is not over. There is more to say.</p>
<p>Five, universal healthcare. I will not be rushed into another expensive decision. Don&#8217;t you dare try to pass this in the middle of the night and then go on break. Slow down!</p>
<p>Six, growing government control. I want states rights and sovereignty fully restored. I want less government in my life, not more. Shrink it down. Mind your own business. You have enough to take care of with your real obligations. Why don&#8217;t you start there.</p>
<p>Seven, ACORN. I do not want ACORN and its affiliates in charge of our 2010 census. I want them investigated. I also do not want mandatory escrow fees contributed to them every time on every real estate deal that closes. Stop the funding to ACORN and its affiliates pending impartial audits and investigations. I do not trust them with taking the census over with our taxpayer money. I don&#8217;t trust them with our taxpayer money. Face up to the allegations against them and get it resolved before taxpayers get any more involved with them. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, hello. Stop protecting your political buddies. You work for us, the people. Investigate.</p>
<p>Eight, redistribution of wealth. No, no, no. I work for my money. It is mine. I have always worked for people with more money than I have because they gave me jobs. That is the only redistribution of wealth that I will support. I never got a job from a poor person. Why do you want me to hate my employers? Why ‑‑ what do you have against shareholders making a profit?</p>
<p>Nine, charitable contributions. Although I never got a job from a poor person, I have helped many in need. Charity belongs in our local communities, where we know our needs best and can use our local talent and our local resources. Butt out, please. We want to do it ourselves.</p>
<p>Ten, corporate bailouts. Knock it off. Sink or swim like the rest of us. If there are hard times ahead, we&#8217;ll be better off just getting into it and letting the strong survive. Quick and painful. Have you ever ripped off a Band‑Aid? We will pull together. Great things happen in America under great hardship. Give us the chance to innovate. We cannot disappoint you more than you have disappointed us.</p>
<p>Eleven, transparency and accountability. How about it? No, really, how about it? Let&#8217;s have it. Let&#8217;s say we give the buzzwords a rest and have some straight honest talk. Please try ‑‑ please stop manipulating and trying to appease me with clever wording. I am not the idiot you obviously take me for. Stop sneaking around and meeting in back rooms making deals with your friends. It will only be a prelude to your criminal investigation. Stop hiding things from me.</p>
<p>Twelve, unprecedented quick spending. Stop it now.</p>
<p>Take a breath. Listen to the people. Let&#8217;s just slow down and get some input from some nonpoliticians on the subject. Stop making everything an emergency. Stop speed reading our bills into law. I am not an activist. I am not a community organizer. Nor am I a terrorist, a militant or a violent person. I am a parent and a grandparent. I work. I&#8217;m busy. I&#8217;m busy. I am busy, and I am tired. I thought we elected competent people to take care of the business of government so that we could work, raise our families, pay our bills, have a little recreation, complain about taxes, endure our hardships, pursue our personal goals, cut our lawn, wash our cars on the weekends and be responsible contributing members of society and teach our children to be the same all while living in the home of the free and land of the brave.</p>
<p>I entrusted you with upholding the Constitution. I believed in the checks and balances to keep from getting far off course. What happened? You are very far off course. Do you really think I find humor in the hiring of a speed reader to unintelligently ramble all through a bill that you signed into law without knowing what it contained? I do not. It is a mockery of the responsibility I have entrusted to you. It is a slap in the face. I am not laughing at your arrogance. Why is it that I feel as if you would not trust me to make a single decision about my own life and how I would live it but you should expect that I should trust you with the debt that you have laid on all of us and our children. We did not want the TARP bill. We said no. We would repeal it if we could. I am sure that we still cannot. There is such urgency and recklessness in all of the recent spending.</p>
<p>From my perspective, it seems that all of you have gone insane. I also know that I am far from alone in these feelings. Do you honestly feel that your current pursuits have merit to patriotic Americans? We want it to stop. We want to put the brakes on everything that is being rushed by us and forced upon us. We want our voice back. You have forced us to put our lives on hold to straighten out the mess that you are making. We will have to give up our vacations, our time spent with our children, any relaxation time we may have had and money we cannot afford to spend on you to bring our concerns to Washington. Our president often knows all the right buzzword is unsustainable. Well, no kidding. How many tens of thousands of dollars did the focus group cost to come up with that word? We don&#8217;t want your overpriced words. Stop treating us like we&#8217;re morons.</p>
<p>We want all of you to stop focusing on your re-election and do the job we want done, not the job you want done or the job your party wants done. You work for us and at this rate I guarantee you not for long because we are coming. We will be heard and we will be represented. You think we&#8217;re so busy with our lives that we will never come for you? We are the formerly silent majority, all of us who quietly work, pay taxes, obey the law, vote, save money, keep our noses to the grindstone and we are now looking up at you. You have awakened us, the patriotic spirit so strong and so powerful that it had been sleeping too long. You have pushed us too far. Our numbers are great. They may surprise you. For every one of us who will be there, there will be hundreds more that could not come. Unlike you, we have their trust. We will represent them honestly, rest assured. They will be at the polls on voting day to usher you out of office. We have cancelled vacations. We will use our last few dollars saved. We will find the representation among us and a grassroots campaign will flourish. We didn&#8217;t ask for this fight. But the gloves are coming off. We do not come in violence, but we are angry. You will represent us or you will be replaced with someone who will. There are candidates among us when he will rise like a Phoenix from the ashes that you have made of our constitution.</p>
<p>Democrat, Republican, independent, libertarian. Understand this. We don&#8217;t care. Political parties are meaningless to us. Patriotic Americans are willing to do right by us and our Constitution and that is all that matters to us now. We are going to fire all of you who abuse power and seek more. It is not your power. It is ours and we want it back. We entrusted you with it and you abused it. You are dishonorable. You are dishonest. As Americans we are ashamed of you. You have brought shame to us. If you are not representing the wants and needs of your constituency loudly and consistently, in spite of the objections of your party, you will be fired. Did you hear? We no longer care about your political parties. You need to be loyal to us, not to them. Because we will get you fired and they will not save you. If you do or can represent me, my issues, my views, please stand up. Make your identity known. You need to make some noise about it. Speak up. I need to know who you are. If you do not speak up, you will be herded out with the rest of the sheep and we will replace the whole damn congress if need be one by one. We are coming. Are we coming for you? Who do you represent? What do you represent? Listen. Because we are coming. We the people are coming.</p></div>
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		<title>Fw: 41 Things You Will NEVER Hear a Man&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[41 Things You Will NEVER Hear a Man from the South Say Out Loud:


41. What is Texas HoldEm?
40. Oh I just couldn&#8217;t, she&#8217;s only sixteen.
39. I&#8217;ll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won&#8217;t fix that.
37. What’s Nascar???
36. Come to think of it, I&#8217;ll have a Heineken.
35. We don&#8217;t keep firearms in this house.
34. Has [...]]]></description>
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<p>41. What is Texas HoldEm?<br />
40. Oh I just couldn&#8217;t, she&#8217;s only sixteen.<br />
39. I&#8217;ll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.<br />
38. Duct tape won&#8217;t fix that.<br />
37. What’s Nascar???<br />
36. Come to think of it, I&#8217;ll have a Heineken.<br />
35. We don&#8217;t keep firearms in this house.<br />
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?<br />
33. You can&#8217;t feed that to the dog.<br />
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.<br />
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it&#8217;s just not safe.<br />
30. Wrestling&#8217;s fake.<br />
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?<br />
28. We&#8217;re vegetarians.<br />
27. Do you think my gut is too big?<br />
26. I&#8217;ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.<br />
25. Honey, we don&#8217;t need another dog.<br />
24. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?<br />
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.<br />
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.<br />
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.<br />
20. I just couldn&#8217;t find a thing at Walmart today.<br />
19. Trim the fat off that steak.<br />
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.<br />
17. The tires on that truck are too big.<br />
16. I&#8217;ll have the arugula and radicchio salad.<br />
15. I&#8217;ve got it all on the C: drive.<br />
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.<br />
13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?<br />
12.. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany&#8217;s.<br />
11. I&#8217;ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.<br />
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.<br />
9. Checkmate.<br />
8. She&#8217;s too young to be wearing a bikini.<br />
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?<br />
6. Hey, here&#8217;s an episode of &#8216;Hee Haw&#8217; that we haven&#8217;t seen.<br />
5. I don&#8217;t have a favorite college team.<br />
4. Get me some Aloeride for my gas, Honey.<br />
3. You All.<br />
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.</p>
<p><strong>1. Nope, no more for me. I&#8217;m drivin tonight!</strong></p>
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		<title>Fw: Stupidity - you will like this</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Subject: FW: Stupidity - you will like this
Only in America &#8230;&#8230;do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America &#8230;..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.
Only in America &#8230;..do banks leave both doors [...]]]></description>
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<p>Only in America &#8230;&#8230;do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to<br />
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people<br />
can buy cigarettes at the front.</p>
<p>Only in America &#8230;..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,<br />
and a diet coke.</p>
<p>Only in America &#8230;..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the<br />
pens to the counters.</p>
<p>Only in America &#8230;..do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the<br />
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.</p>
<p>Only in America&#8230;&#8230;do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in<br />
packages of eight.</p>
<p>Only in America &#8230;..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille<br />
lettering.</p>
<p><strong>EVER WONDER &#8230;</strong></p>
<p>Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?</p>
<p>Why women can&#8217;t put on mascara with their mouth closed?</p>
<p>Why don&#8217;t you ever see the headline &#8216;Psychic Wins Lottery&#8217;?</p>
<p>Why is &#8216;abbreviated&#8217; such a long word?</p>
<p>Why is it that doctors call what they do &#8216;practice&#8217;?</p>
<p>Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?</p>
<p>You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why<br />
don&#8217;t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!</p>
<p>Why don&#8217;t sheep shrink when it rains?</p>
<p>Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?</p>
<p>If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?</p>
<p>If flying is so safe,  why do they call the airport the terminal?</p>
<p>Now that you&#8217;ve smiled at least once, it&#8217;s your turn to spread the<br />
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe<br />
even a chuckle)&#8230;in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to<br />
smile every once in a while.</p>
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		<title>FW: SOUTHERN CHARM</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a
conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.
The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to
a wealthy man.
The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the
South.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any
children, the California woman started by saying, &#8220;When
my first child [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: Roman; font-size: small;"> Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a<br />
conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.</p>
<p>The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to<br />
a wealthy man.</p>
<p>The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the<br />
South.</p>
<p>When the conversation centered on whether they had any<br />
children, the California woman started by saying, &#8220;When<br />
my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful<br />
mansion for me.&#8221;</p>
<p>The lady from the South commented, &#8220;Well, isn&#8217;t<br />
that precious?&#8221;?</p>
<p>The first woman continued, &#8220;When my second child was<br />
born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz..</p>
<p>Again, the lady from the South commented, &#8220;Well,<br />
isn&#8217;t that precious?&#8221;?</p>
<p>The first woman continued boasting, &#8220;Then, when my<br />
third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite<br />
diamond bracelet.</p>
<p>Yet again, the Southern lady commented, &#8220;Well,<br />
isn&#8217;t that precious?&#8221;?</p>
<p>The first woman then asked her companion, &#8220;What did<br />
your husband buy for you when you had your first<br />
child?&#8221;?</p>
<p>&#8220;My husband sent me to charm school,&#8221; declared<br />
the Southern lady.</p>
<p>&#8220;Charm school?&#8221; the first woman cried, &#8220;Oh,<br />
my God! What on earth for?&#8221;?</p>
<p>The Southern lady responded, &#8220;Well for example,<br />
instead of saying &#8220;Who gives a sh*t?&#8221; I learned to<br />
say, &#8220;Well, isn&#8217;t that precious&#8221;&#8230;<br />
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