Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a
conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to
a wealthy man.

The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the
South.

When the conversation centered on whether they had any
children, the California woman started by saying, “When
my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful
mansion for me.”

The lady from the South commented, “Well, isn’t
that precious?”?

The first woman continued, “When my second child was
born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz..

Again, the lady from the South commented, “Well,
isn’t that precious?”?

The first woman continued boasting, “Then, when my
third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite
diamond bracelet.

Yet again, the Southern lady commented, “Well,
isn’t that precious?”?

The first woman then asked her companion, “What did
your husband buy for you when you had your first
child?”?

“My husband sent me to charm school,” declared
the Southern lady.

“Charm school?” the first woman cried, “Oh,
my God! What on earth for?”?

The Southern lady responded, “Well for example,
instead of saying “Who gives a sh*t?” I learned to
say, “Well, isn’t that precious”…