Subject: FW: Stupidity – you will like this

Only in America ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America …..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.

Only in America …..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.

Only in America …..do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

Only in America …..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.

EVER WONDER …

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,  why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
even a chuckle)…in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to
smile every once in a while.