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1. If you take an aspirin or a baby aspirin once a day, take it at
night.  the reason:  aspirin has a 24-hour “half-life”.  therefore, if most
heart attacks happen in the wee hours of the morning, the aspirin would be
strongest in your system.

2. FYI, aspirin lasts a really long time in your medicine chest.  years.
(when it gets old, it smells like vinegar.)

Please read on.

Good info and wanted to share!

WHY ASPIRIN BY YOUR BED save lives …

It is important to always have ASPIRIN in the home!!!

Why have Aspirin by your bedside ?

ABOUT HEART ATTACKS

There are other symptoms of a heart attack besides the pain on the left
arm.

One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and
lots of sweating, however these symptoms may also occur less frequently.

NOTE : There may be no pain in the chest during a heart attack.

The majority of people (about 60%) who had an heart attack during their
sleep, did not wake up. However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you
up from your deep sleep.

If that happens,  IMMEDIATELY DISSOLVE TWO ASPIRINS IN YOUR MOUTH and
swallow them with a bit of water.

Afterwards, phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by and
state “HEART ATTACK!!!” and that you have taken 2 ASPIRINS

Take a seat on a chair or sofa and wait for their arrival and …

DO NOT LIE DOWN !!!

A Cardiologist has stated that, if each person, after receiving this e-mail,
sends it to 10 people, probably a life can be saved!

I have already shared the information!!! What about you? Forward this message
IT MAY SAVE LIVES !!! !!!

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1 “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”


2 “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”


3 “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”


4 “Amen”


5 “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”


6 “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”


7 “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”


8 “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”


9 “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”


10 “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”

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Geography of the human body
Between 20 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages…only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

Now For The Men……………….
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*THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN*

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts

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