My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed by until today I read his obituary. Please join me in a [...]
TWENTY-ONE THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON’T TELL YOU: I was particularly interested in the part about the wasp spray… 1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your [...]
This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the Word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about Whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, But one advertising agency did a good job of Putting that figure into some [...]
One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colours. At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers. “I can fix that with some Aspirin…just take some and I’ll be better in a second.” So, he reaches [...]
1. If you take an aspirin or a baby aspirin once a day, take it at night. the reason: aspirin has a 24-hour “half-life”. therefore, if most heart attacks happen in the wee hours of the morning, the aspirin would be strongest in your system. 2. FYI, aspirin lasts a really long time in your [...]
1 “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” 2 “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.” 3 “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!” 4 “Amen” 5 “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about [...]
